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inkdefense:

prokopetz:

theconcealedweapon:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

What you see here is the classic self depreciating “nice guy” how dare a woman and her friends dress up all nice and go out to have fun with their friends without giving you, a complete stranger, any play. How dare women dress up and have a good time for themselves and not dress up and slink around for your enjoyment. “Its to feel fucking superior” Well I know its surprising, but chicks don’t always go out clubbing in the hopes of getting sexual action. Maybe they are not attracted to the opposite sex? But that doesn’t matter to you because you think that if you go up to a woman and ask her to dance like “a gentleman” then she is required to grind on you like there is no tomorrow. 

valid reasons for a woman to dress up and go out but reject you:

1. She already has a partner, and just wants to have fun with her friends.

2. She just broke up with her partner and doesn’t want to meet anyone right now.

3. She’s lesbian, asexual, or otherwise not attracted to men.

4. She enjoys fucking random strangers, but not you.

5. She enjoys meeting new people, but you’re a total creep.

6. Literally anything else.

Plus, just think about the reasoning on display in that image. The fact that she spent a lot of money on her outfit and makeup establishes that she owes you something? That’s like arguing that an artist ought to pay you because you looked at her work. It’s Bizarro World logic. I’m not being hyperbolic there; that is literally how logic works on Bizarro World.

basically anything women do, there are men who want to own it, control it

savvylikenahhh:

dogs dealing with cats sleeping in their beds

ilovepugs:

prancing pug

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Connor’s Fear

mongoliantiger:

Haytham: Son, It’s time for you to accept your fears.

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Connor: Fears? I’m not afraid of anything.

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Haytham: Is that so?

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Haytham: Well then, I’ll just give you a big hug.

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Connor: No. Stop that.

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Connor: Stop it, father! I don’t want a hug!

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Connor: DAD, I WILL KILL YOU.

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neonir:

DAYMAN

*Aaaauuaaaaahhh*

FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN

*Aaaauuaaaaahhh*

CHAMPION OF THE

SUN

*Aaaauuaaaaahhh*

YOU’RE A MASTER OF KARATE

AND FRIENDSHIP

FOR EV ERY ONE!

tastefullyoffensive:

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beatssostronglikeamelody:

but gUYS THIS IS THE  CUTEST FRIENDS BLOOPER I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

theworldinverts:

ifuckedmartinfreeman:

fishingboatproceeds:

karasaysraaawr:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped

Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget

I’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget. Chicken nuggets is like my family.

is that john green

That’s John Green.

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frostbitefingers:

hawk-and-handsaw:

friends don’t let friends leave marvel movies before the end of the credits

nico-di-angelcake:

  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN A CONDESCENDING WAY
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE I’M AN IDIOT
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME AS IF I’M STUPID BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU KNEW ABOUT OR BECAUSE I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING THAT’S SIMPLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND
  • JUST DON’T DO IT

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